• waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
  • human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

    human:

    YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

    loosur:

    If I go missing, use the selfie that has the most notes on it

    mugglebornheadcanon:

    1029. Muggleborns that own cats are thrilled to find out that there is a spell to keep the liter box clean and fresh smelling, but aren’t thrilled that they can’t use that spell over the summer.

    magicyourway:

    my ceiling fan is on and it’s making it a lil cold in here so I keep throwing pieces of my laundry at the light switch on the wall to turn it off, I’m really actually THAT lazy that I can’t get up and turn it off, and I guess I needed to get this laundry off my bed if I’m not gonna fold it or anything

    klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

    klipspringers:

    driver roll up the partition please

    mothlikestars:

    I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.