ven0moth:

i am going to kill all the hot people so i have no competition and i will be the hottest by default

wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

(Source: nippleicious)

jesussbabymomma:

my friends are telling me my taste in boys is weird???? like im a solid 5 or a 6 and im not gunna pull a 9 out of my ass so let me stay weird with my boy type

nicolasandthecage:

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

(Source: weaknudes)

writing tip #700:

gallifreyanlanterns:

gr8writingtips:

your characters are like geodes

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if you want to see what they’re really made of

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you must break them

this is the best writing tip ive heard in ages

for some reason i read geode as geodude

astrid-loves-fencing:

alesusknowles:

Coming to school when you’re on your period.

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Im gonna kill al u bitches today

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